This is not my LiveJournal

OH MY GOD LJ

2008-08-19T05:21:27Z

I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALL STILL LJ SO MUCH, actually its awesome! it has been a year, i blog sometimes on myspace now...

i miss you all, lets kick it in po on wed.

Love

Mack

Happy St Patrick

2007-03-19T06:37:45Z

Happy St. Pattie's day people. Good party at Larry's! Check Chelsea's myspace to see some pictures!

I drank so much that today when I was working out at the track I got drunk again... interesting how that happens and alcohol is stored in your muscles for a while after the party is over.

I still have a LJ

2007-03-14T06:50:16Z

A night of NFL Blitz.

Mack

HEY HEY HEY

2005-03-17T02:12:16Z

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (104).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high
that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure,
you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to
the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is
most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 80% on proof
You scored higher than 91% on beer index
You scored higher than 87% on wine index
You scored higher than 98% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Caleb helped me with the hard ones.

ATTN: SEAN COREY

2005-02-05T07:51:15Z

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

GET A LIFE

STAY AWAY FROM THE COOL JERKS

YOUR NOT COOL AND IF YOU EVER TRASH MY BROTHER EVER AGAIN I WILL PERSONALY SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS HOLE ( I WEAR A SIZE TWELVE AND A HALF)

YOUR A STUPID CUM GUZZLING COCK SLUT AND THIS IS YOUR WARNING.

AND SHERE YOUR STUPID.

My girlfriend is hella hot.

Live journals are fucking dumb, nobody writes any good shit anymore anyways.

Where is the drama?

Where is the mystery?

My LJ is the truth now.

P.S. Your MoHAwk is gay.

Gay like man on man action, like four inch buttholes. Gay like purple shirts on guys with bleached hair.

My beautiful babe of a girlfriend is calling me now, peace

mack

jamesrecord @ 2004-12-22T12:18:00

2004-12-22T20:37:29Z

It is nearly christmas and I can not believe it.

I think this one girl is making me go crazy!

Yup.

I am out of school till the middle of January. What the hell am I going to do? I have one entire month. I think I might work for the parents and earn some cash a little bit.

Mr. Wilson;

I have been your friend longer than most everyong else. From the time I pushed the block fort over on you in kindergarten to adventuring with you on midnight rampages I have always known that you will take yourself to the highest possible potential. You have many talents, and an incredibly intellectual mind. Try not to fret about the future, things will work out, you will not be the person that will work in a cubicle or in the shipyard your whole life. You have too much of a natural want for exploration. And for people who refer to the old caleb... tell them to fuck off. Everyone is changing, especially at our age, and if I ever find out who is saying shit like that I will change into the hulk and personally 'eliminate' them. There are a lot of bad ass things that are bound to happen in the future, so try not to worry yourself now. Besides, Merry and Pippin did not leave the shire till they were middle aged eh?

Mack

Where art though, my lj?

2004-12-04T08:49:06Z

I WANNA KNOW

I DEMAND IT

HOW COME I CANT BE IN THE COOL CLUB WITH TUXEDO"S AND SHOTGUNS?

I WAS THERE THAT NIGHT IN MY FOOTLOCKER SHIRT GOD DAMNIT

I WANNA KNOW

I NEED TO KNOW

HOW COME I"M NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR THE CLUB!?

CHELSEA IS ASLEEP! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? SHE HAS BEEN ASLEEP FOR THREE HOURS AND NOBODY ELSE IS HOME. ALL MY STUFF IS IN SEATTLE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? ITS TOO LATE TO PRACTICE.

MACK

jamesrecord @ 2004-11-21T01:21:00

2004-11-21T09:26:42Z

MY PLAN DIDNT WORK OUT THE WAY I WANTED IT TOO AND IT SCREWED ME IN THE BUM!

Soccer game tomarrow morning

Good night Dog
Good night Spoon
Good night cow jumping over the moon.

Love you
Mack

How i wish there was an extra hour in each day...

2004-11-15T00:18:34Z

Well, not enough time for anything basically.

Kind of abnoxious.

I need to do some homework but i'm not really feeling very artsy right now so it might not be that good.

I just farted in your car

2004-11-08T20:38:18Z

Wow, what a week!

Seriously.

God damn, I dont know where to start.

How about the most exciting news that happened to me.

Friday night I played a gig in Seattle, it was an open mic and I formed a trio that is so bad ass. We will freakin burn soooo bad! Were disgusting, straight up. Tim is the bass player, and Adam is the drummer. I will play piano, and maybe a lil bit of horn with the other Adam when he plays saxaphones. Anyways, were really bad ass, we have never played together until that day and we were all so excited to be involved with music with eachother we all went and got drunk on the roof of our friends building. It was awesome, the most perfect view of Seattle at midnight ever. It was so bad ass. Anyways, right after our gig Adam (drummer) had an audition for a traditional Cuban band. So me and Tim are chillin waiting for adam to be done, and these crazy cuban guys are like, "Come in, Come in, we need bass player." So i went in and sat on a stool while tim and adam played bass and nobody played piano. I was not going to invite myself to sit in. Then finally they were like, "What do you play?" ... "Piano" ... "Want to play?" ... "Yes" so I walked in and surprised these crazy cuban guys by playing exactly the right thing. They thought, 'This stupid white kid is not gonna know how to play' but did I show them. Anyways Cuban music is really repetitive so alot of the parts for piano, bass and drums sound similar. After probably a half hour of playing simple montunos while these conga and timbale players are going crazy they told us we were hired as a rhythm section. I was so happy, first real gig out in the city. Given gig every Saturday night, 250$ for two hours at a cuban bar somewhere in town. Paid rehearsal saturday mornings. Anyways, ten minutes after me and Tim were hired and had finished celebrating those fuckers fired us. We were too young, they did not want anyone under twenty-one in the band and did not realize we were eighteen. You cannot even imagine how pissed we got... I think that is more the reason why we went and drank on the roof of Evans building.

Saturday was frustrating and stupid, and I feel like an idiot for it. I did not do anything. Came home and watched some movies and then went and chilled with the lady. Actually that was on sunday.

Sunday was good. Hung out with the best lady in the world. We had some girl talk, some communication. I'm glad we can actually do it (talk), it makes us tighter!

Sunday night, saw my best friend in the whole world (sarcasm) Funny... because I talked about not wanting to see him the night before. Pissed me off. made me angry for the duration of the movie Ray, which was quite good and long. Got over it and had some fun with the one and only chelsea. Love cootie, Love.

This is the longest lj update I have ever typed I think. I'm really mad about those stupid cubans.

Mack

jamesrecord @ 2004-10-16T00:48:00

2004-10-16T07:48:27Z

Oh goodness

jamesrecord @ 2004-10-10T14:06:00

2004-10-10T21:08:03Z

"do you realize what we're doing? We're stealing the sign from Mordor.. er Modoc"

"SSH! You'll wake up the guards!"

Another week of school

2004-10-07T23:14:31Z

Caleb Wilson, add me damnit.

School is good. Hard. I did not learn my melodic minor scales enough so this week thats what i get to practice for four hours a day. Woo hoo.

There are some disgusting players here... bad ass to the maximum.

Other than that, life is repetitive as I try to get better at my instrument(s).

Hardcore

Feel better cootie!

MAck

jamesrecord @ 2004-09-24T20:19:00

2004-09-25T03:22:06Z

School is hard but cool
Lots of playing
Lots of getting shut down!

Some girl asked me if I had a girlfriend today and I said, "Sorry, I am in love with a girl in Port Orchard." Then she didnt talk to me anymore.
BLAH

Anyways, i'm home on weekends so far, so port orchard people call me!

Caleb, where the hell are you at?

Chelsea? Where the hell are YOU at?

Mack

Moh Moh Moh... you have chick pants you bastard... i cant believe this... you used to talk shit about those peeps.

hmmmm... alessandra....

2004-07-18T22:30:28Z

Original Gangsta

2004-07-16T09:21:05Z

Wow man, so many homies inside of us all we didnt know existed...
Me and Scott George are best friends for life.
Me and Caleb are best friends for life.
Me and Randy together can corrupt the entire universe. (spelling..?)

I got a racoon today! Its a bad ass, I have to name it and I cant think of anything appropriate.

My gurl is in ClayLocke! I hope shes havin super fun, Love Babe!

I pounded a little asian boy today with a 25 pound waterballoon. Soaked him all the way through in one hit, it was hugemungous. Tsunami in a condom! BLAHHAH.

Anderson Point tomarrow, woopdidoo!

Love
Mack

UPDATE

2004-07-08T04:16:54Z

Playing lots of music!

Was going to go to warped tour, but on friday night i have to go schedule my classes for next year! Jam tomarrow night possibly.

Ive been an asshole today, sorry.

Mack

It has been one month...

2004-05-29T21:23:59Z

This last week has been sooo utterly long and i am glad its the weekend now so that things will be better.

wow, dont really know what to type on here...

I never was a good live-journaler...

It has rained the passed three days and it sucks

its not raining now though

woo hoo

Props to cootie for being so amazing, wait, was that too livejournal? how about spectacular? Bodacious? no i think amazings the wurd hurr.

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your best quality is	youre fun to hang around
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1984

2004-04-30T06:01:36Z

Essay down the drain
Oh baby, 3 hours.
WOOHOO

Prom in like one day... holy crap.

Its sad how things change over time sometimes. I was just remembering promises I have made with people that we will be best friends for a long time, and now I havent spoken with them in years.

What am I?

BEEP BEEP

WATER BEAKER??

not quite babe

Mack

Today

2004-04-29T06:31:54Z

Today has been whack. Seriously.
i'm in a weird mood
and i cant keep a train of thought

i think i'm going crazy

Mack

I bet he's never even....

2004-04-22T09:01:14Z

Hahaha.
Hahaha.

Tonight -was- retarted, you called that one cootie... heheh.

CBC tomarrow.
Mrs. Oneeyesnotasstraightastheother's class tomarrow.

Yay!

Goodnight dudes and dudettes.
Love Mack

Wow

2004-04-18T20:53:11Z

I havent updated this mother in a month. I am seriously not a very good livejournaler.

Cheerleader Massacre is an 'amazing' movie... to the max. Shower scenes and fake blood, what more could you ask for?

I have to go mow the lawns now and it is going to suck... damnit.

Mack

Well well well...

2004-03-23T01:58:03Z

GOOD LUCK TO THE MILK SQUAD, SCUD STUD AND LACTOSE LOVER!

I need to sleep for a bit now, so I dont get my ass kicked so hard tonight... it has been a long time.

Mack

sparknotes=gay

2004-03-10T07:12:17Z

I'm glad you stuck it through those days!
now if i could only go to sleep

What did I do today

2004-03-09T09:24:17Z

Not take my picture.
Go to the park.
Get really hot.
Almost hit a possum.

Goodnight.
mack

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